Yesterdays man

He's had his day and he's too blind to see it His type of comedy just isn't funny any more to be truthful it never was sexist, racist, homophobic there was a time when he used to get away with it people used to laugh he thought it was ok to mock and belittle people he didn't care if he hurt their feelings they were all fair game he even got to do it on TV had his own show - a ratings winner But times have changed - thank god He used to talk in a camp voice and prance about the stage he used to make dumb blonde and stupid Irish jokes he put on west Indian and Asian accents and made jokes about people who he called Winston and Abdul all racist and derogetory He used words like puff and Shirt lifter and words that began with the letters N and P that I have far too much respect to use Hurtful words, but he didn't care just as long as he got a laugh. You wont see him on TV these days he plays in dingy back street clubs where his knuckle dragging right wing fans still laugh at his so called jokes Are they sexist, racist, homophobic? I don't know, but they laugh in all the places that would suggest that they are her wants to stage a comeback he wants to get back on TV again so he tries to change his act to become more PC but old habits die hard he lands a spot on a charity gig with some up and coming modern comics and he stands out like a sore thumb he singles out a blonde woman in the front row then a gay couple a few rows back and then a group of black people in the past the entire audience would be splitting their sides laughing but today its not working and the heckles are coming thick and fast he knew he was loosing the crowd so he broke into a song to try and win them back but there was nothing he was desperate now..... He knew that he had lost them completely when he cried out 'oggy oggy oggy' and the entire audience replied with 'fuck off'