Beast from the east

Stock up on milk Stock up on bread Stock up on time of beans It’s snowing It’s snowing Don’t panic don’t panic It’s all gonna be ok Buy bottled water The pipes might freeze Sprinkle sand on the drive It’s snowing It’s snowing It said on the news The coldest for 17 years Gather by the fire Get blankets and scarves We won’t be able to go to work The schools will be closed The busses won’t run How are we going to cope? It’s snowing It’s snowing Look one flake no two Look I definitely saw another Turn on the forecast Turn on the news Dig out the winter shoes Go get the shovel out of the shed Oh my god what about the dog? He will still need walking Even in the snow Oh god I feel unwell The beast from the east Is going to be here Any second now Now Now Now Wait.... it’s coming