Woe is me

The bus is 20 minutes late And I’m fuming I’m gonna miss death in paradise I got no signal on my phone I want to check my Facebook Notifications I can’t tune my pocket radio Into my favourite station I’m so peed of right now Why do bad things at a happen to me? My laptop gave up the ghost last week My Lily Allen CD won’t play Cos it’s scratched I couldn't get tickets for John Cooper Clarke Can’t believe they all sold out I spilled coffee on my white jeans The bloody stain won’t come out What is my life? What did I do to deserve all this crap? Why is it always me? Bad luck follows me everywhere Why is it always me? I bet no one else gets all this shit God my life.... There is a man over the road sleeping In a doorway He hasn’t eaten for three days It’s going to drop below freezing tonight Enough already with the woe is me...