Johnny Rae

Everyone called him a diamond geezer and when he had a girl he knew how to please her he always had the gift of the gab and he made a living driving a cab he always had one hell of a swagger just like the song he had moves like Jagger he had the chat too not just the moves he loved going dancing he had all the grooves he spent his spare time down the gym he only signed up on a whim now he has a six pack and gladiator muscles he's got a bullmastiff and three jack russels One day he had a fight in a bar on his face he has a tell tail scar

After that he swore he would never fight his life turned around that night

He went back to college got his GCSEs

did really well got 3 A’s and 2 B’s most of his mates thought he had gone soft when he put a library in his loft now he has become a man of words now he says ladies instead of birds finally he has settled down no more nights getting drunk in town some are born to fight and some are born to run these were the words that he told to his son never be afraid to turn the other cheek to walk away wont make you weak

He went on one knee and he proposed

He kept it together completely composed

And so they were wed on a tropical beach

His new love of words really helped with his speech

They played happy families for many long years

With plenty of laughs and occasional tears

This has been the story of Johnny Rae

His family means the world to him

He would never stray

He will always be a diamond geezer

He loves his wife and he loves to please her.