I’ve never

I’ve never had the gift of the gab

I’ve never run up a massive tab

I’ve never deliberately killed a spider

I’ve never been a pillion rider

I’ve never climbed a tree

I’ve never been lost at sea

I’ve never danced naked in the rain

I’ve never met Mary Jane

I’ve never played the leading roll

I’ve never scored a goal

I’ve never learnt how to drive

I’ve never been able to jive

I’ve never been up in a hot air balloon

I’ve never been able to hold a tune

I’ve never been in a fight

I’ve never seen the light

I’ve never voted Tory

I’ve never had any glory

I’ve never had any luck with girls

I’ve never had hair that curls

I’ve never been brave enough to take any chances

I’ve never had any answers

I‘ve never bought expensive wine

I’ve never been able to write the last line